Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Bobby Brown Jailed in Probation Violation
Your boy Bobby Brown got locked up again this weekend, this time for violating the terms of his probation on a prior drunken driving condition.

They aren't really saying how he violated probation, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was for laying the smack down a coupla months ago. But then again, maybe he was just coked up or some shit.

If I was him, I'd have somebody talk to his lawyer about a writ of habeas corpus. Bobby's gonna put the fucking system on trial!