Also, I caught Bad Santa today over at East Olive and got my moms to order me Final Fantasy X-2 for Christmas. And I went to Radio Shack and bought a cell phone battery off of some rather large African looking fellow.
Right now, I'm having a glass of wine and watching the season finale of the Real World Paris. They're playing that one Dashboard Confessional song. It's so gay. When it's over, I'm gonna watch that South Park movie again for the 2nd night in a row.
I rolled down to Vintage Vinyl today and picked up Satanic Mashups Vol. 1. It cost ten bucks, which is pretty gay, but it's still less than it would cost to buy it online and have it shipped. It must just be an expensive record. This is the one with Nas' "Made You Look" over Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" and 50 Cent's "In da Club" over that one Nine Inch Nails song.
Kegger at my place tomorrow night (Saturday).
High school principal calls off 'The Breakfast Club' performances
KENNEWICK — "The Breakfast Club" is too racy for Kennewick High School drama students to continue performing, Principal Jack Anderson has decided. Anderson pulled the plug on the stage version of the popular John Hughes movie, made in 1985, after a performance Friday night.The drama club performed the play Thursday and gave relatives a private showing Saturday, but public performances Saturday, Sunday, Monday and today were canceled.
The play depicts five high school students in detention on a Saturday afternoon.
"The explicit language and sexual innuendoes violated school district policies," Anderson said Monday. "It was not appropriate for a school play...
"There were younger kids there, and I was a little concerned."
In the future, he added, "all the plays are going to go across my desk so I have a chance to see it before gets to production."
I'd just like to take this time out to say that these weren't the first kids to have their high school production of The Breakfast Club shut down. The only difference is, my version was never officially sanctioned by the school in the first place. I guess I was just gangsta like that. King of Soft Rock, Jr. knows what I'm talking about.
I can't really get in depth here because of my computer issues, but look for all kinds of quality in a post creatively titled Fantasy NBA Week 4 next Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on when I get around to it. First of all, I think I might've said this before somewhere, but my team "Kooch/Sharpton '04" has been renamed "the Kooch 4 Prez," which is shorter and I think works a little better. Anyhoo, both of my teams had pretty good weeks last week. The Bush Crime Family moved up a notch from 3 to 2 out of 10 while the Kooch 4 Prez jumped all the way from 11 to 5 out of 12. The BCF is having a pretty tough time this week with a team called "the blue taxi," but we'll see what happens with that. I don't expect the Kooch 4 Prez to have very many problems with the Primetime BUCKS. More like the Primetime SUCKS.
If you're not really familiar with Pepsi's little "Collect Caps for Caps" promotion, it basically involves matching bottle caps with the names of the same NFL teams in order to win a free cap with that team's name on it from Pepsi or whoever it is that's in charge of this promotion. Well anyway, maybe like two weeks ago I had bought a bottle of Diet Pepsi and snuck it into the library where I noticed it had the word "Chargers" printed on the inside of the bottle cap. I show it to whoever the random kid I was with in the library with and he was all like "Yeah, if you get two with the same team you get a free cap." I said something to effect of "I wouldn't want a Chargers hat anyway" and tossed that shit out like a dead baby.
Fast forward to a couple of days ago when I picked up another bottle of Diet Pepsi after concert band practice or something (I can't remember) and drank about half of it before I decided I wanted some beer. I fastened the cap back on and put it in my refrigerator where it sat until earlier today. I woke up with a hangover, finished off a bag of stale potato chips (I bought 'em yesterday, but I left 'em open) and opened my refrigerator to see if I had anymore beer. Sometimes I pass out before I finish all of my beer and so I wake up to a nice little surprise the next morning. Today was not one of those mornings.
Luckily there was a half-finished bottle of Diet Pepsi (What was I supposed to drink, water?). Twisting off the cap, I realize it's one of those dumb ass "Caps for Caps" bottles, this time the Jets. It takes a little while to register, but eventually I'm like "Dammit, I had another one of those Jets caps the other day. Where the fuck is it?" To make a long story short, I eventually realized that the cap I had in my hand was indeed the same cap I had the other day. I've only ever had one Jets cap. Fuck the Jets anyway. Watch, next time I'll get another Chargers cap.
I've been doing a lot of work on this site behind the scenes, I swear. It just looks like I haven't done anything in the last 5 days or so.
I'm managing two teams this season in two separate leagues, one run by my boy Fitz called Jesus Shuttlesworth and one run by my little brother LS called Make a Wish Foundation. My team in Fitz's league is called Bush Crime Family. My team in LS' league is called Kooch/Sharpton '04.
Bush Crime Family
| PG | Armstrong, Darrell (PG-NO) |
| SG | Hardaway, Anfernee (SG-Pho) |
| G | Williams, Jason (PG-Mem) |
| SF | Robinson, Glenn (SF-Phi) |
| PF | Walker, Antoine (F-Dal) |
| F | Wallace, Rasheed (PF-Por) |
| C | Nowitzki, Dirk (FC-Dal) |
| C | Bradley, Shawn (C-Dal) |
| Util | Wesley, David (SG-NO) |
| Bench | Billups, Chauncey (PG-Det) |
| Bench | Jackson, Bobby (G-Sac) |
| Bench | Grant, Brian (FC-Mia) |
| Bench | McKie, Aaron (GF-Phi) |
Rank: 3 of 10
W-L-T: 11-7-0
Win %: .611
Games Back: 1
Comment: Second week was another solid performance for the Bush Crime Family. We dropped to 3 out of 10, but we're still only 1 game out of first place. Two teams tied for that spot this week. Changes to the line up were relatively minimal. Derek Anderson and Jon Barry waved bye bye to make room for Anfernee Hardaway and Aaron McKie.
Kooch/Sharpton '04
| PG | Cassell, Sam (PG-Min) |
| SG | Hardaway, Anfernee (SG-Pho) |
| G | Billups, Chauncey (PG-Det) |
| SF | Kukoc, Toni (F-Mil) |
| PF | Laettner, Christian (PF-Was) |
| F | Stojakovic, Peja (SF-Sac) |
| C | Bradley, Shawn (C-Dal) |
| C | Robinson, Clifford (FC-GS) |
| Util | Christie, Doug (SG-Sac) |
| Util | Person, Wesley (GF-Mem) |
| Bench | Peeler, Anthony (SG-Sac) |
| Bench | Marion, Shawn (SF-Pho) |
| Bench | Coleman, Derrick (FC-Phi) |
Rank: 10 of 12
W-L-T: 7-11-0
Win %: .389
Games Back: 5
Comment: Second week for Kooch/Sharpton '04 was actually an improvement. Derek Anderson, Jumaine Jones, Voshon Lenard and Pat Garrity all waved bye bye to make room for Anfernee Hardaway, Wesley Person, Anthony Peeler and Derrick Coleman. We dropped to 10 of 12, but we won more games than we did last week and our win% increased from .333 to .389. If we continue to improve like this, we'll begin to move up the ranks towards #1.
Those retards in Oasis have a tendency to put out albums with really fucked up titles. Either they don't have anybody at their record company to proofread their shit or maybe they do, but every time it happens that kid Liam (the white Bobby Brown) jacks them in the face.
Case in point: (What's the Story) Morning Glory?. For my not so smart readers: You see, if take away that little phrase in the parentheses, you're left with Morning Glory?, which, last time I checked, wasn't an actual question. But maybe it is over in England and I just didn't know about it because I'm not from there.
It doesn't end there though. A few years later, they put out an album called Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Not Standing on the Shoulders of Giants, but Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Now I don't care what country you're from (even France), you're not going to be able to convince me that that wasn't some dumb ass's typo.
From Yahoo! News:
In his confession read to the court, Ridgway said, "I picked prostitutes as my victims because I hate most prostitutes and did not want to pay them for sex. I chose prostitutes because I knew they would not be reported missing right away .... I picked prostitutes because I found I could kill as many of them as I wanted without being caught."
I was watching one of these dumb ass shows on Fox News while I was sitting here waiting for my laundry to dry and they showed a clip of this guy walking into the court room and I swear, he has that same exact walk as President Bush. Black people will know what I'm talking about.
From Yahoo! News:
WASHINGTON - President Bush signed into law the most far-reaching abortion restrictions in three decades Wednesday, an emotionally charged measure already challenged in three federal courts.A federal judge in Nebraska called the law "highly suspect" and issued a temporary order blocking it from applying to four abortion-rights doctors who filed suit.
I'm just wanna go on record right now as saying that I hate this country and most of the people in it.
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