December 10, 2013
I think my schlong may have just grown. #fyi
Whoever she borrowed those shorts from is gonna be pissed.
I thought better of doing this not too long after I began, but then I just kept going. It's a metaphor for my adulthood.
December 09, 2013
That crinkling sound you just heard was the last vestiges of my childhood withering and dying.
And this, my friends, is why Bill Hicks' bit about Reginald Denny should be printed off and distributed to every single last person in America.
I think I see a way out of this!