April 23, 2014
We'll see how funny it is when this mongoloid is sweeping next year's Grammys.
Was Jason Collins in this game?
I was on the fence about attending an Iggy Azalea performance, and this just made my decision for me.
I will get lurk tweets for like a week before my show, like "I'm about to go to the Iggy Azalea show and I'm going to finger her," and I'll see it and be like, please don't! That's a violation. I don't actually like that stuff.
Like, they think I'm real slutty, like "Oh, she got a song called 'Pussy,' I know what she wants. She wants these two fingers." Why would I want a stranger to ever finger me? Buying my album for $12 doesn't mean you get to finger me when I come to your city.
Cue an exposé by Jezebel on how Pee-Wee Herman once supposedly fapped in a movie theater in T minus 10, 9, 8...