Word on the street is that nude pics of most Hollywood actresses have been leaked to the Internets. Between this and Michael Sam being cut from the St. Louis Rams, we can assume that this is God's way of restoring balance to the universe.
I, for one, can report feeling healthier and more masculine when I got out of bed this morning.
Because looking at pics someone else posted on the Internets is probably illegal and punishable by death, especially if it's a naked woman (and not so much if it's a naked man, I'm sure), and because I wouldn't know where to find pictures of naked women on the Internets, I haven't seen literally all of these pics.
But I'd imagine the main takeaway is that Kate Upton actually looks better topless than she does with clothes on. The rest of her body seems less bloated relative to her cans, when they're allowed to swing freely -- and potentially give someone a black eye -- the way God intended.
In conclusion, I'm no longer an atheist. Be on the lookout for my next book, God Loves Us All -- And I Have Proof!
In light of recent "revelations" @byroncrawford may have injured his arm. Nullus. Good thing he got his new book out of the way.