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Lou Dobbs deported

Best Onion in a minute, nhjic:

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

However, it's important to keep in mind the real reason Lou Dobbs left CNN.

Soros and the left-cover side of the global elite have realized a victory. Dobbs kept hammering on the broken border and this irritated the elite who want open and unchecked borders in order to drive down wages and destroy the living standards of middle class Americans. Dobbs was a roadblock in the elite’s plan to turn the planet into a unified slave labor plantation.

US Deports Lou Dobbs [The Onion]

Thought Police Drive Lou Dobbs Off CNN [Infowars]

Immortal Technique speaks troof on Russia Today

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T-Boz pulls a hat trick

Remind me to post this one again when T-Boz dies.

Should Jesse Jackson defend Lil Boosie?

Could it be that the Illuminati, aware of Lil Boosie's influence on black youth, conspired to have him receive an especially harsh prison sentence, just like they did Prodigy from Mobb Deep? Should Jesse Jackson get involved?

Boosie says it's unfair that he's going to prison for four years, when this was his first offense.

. . . But really, I’d feel like I’m just punching these crackers back in the face for what they’re doing to me. This is my first conviction. Jesse Jackson needs to be down here screaming for me too. This my first conviction and I’m doing jail time. I know millions of people with paper on them for gun and drug charges, but [I got sentenced] because of who I am.

He was only gonna do two years, but then his sentence was doubled when his house arrest bracelet went off the other day. Hmm...

Here's how Boosie plans to keep hope alive while he's locked up.

Jail only makes you sell more records. Niggas are already asking to book me for the first Saturday I’m home. Offering [amounts of] money I’ve never gotten before [for shows]. I’m just gonna be in there chilling, looking at pictures, beating my dick to bad bitches.

Sounds like a plan!

Get Jesse Jackson On The Phone Now! [Crunk and Disorderly]

Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy

http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/bygoingtothiswebsiteiwaivemyrighttosuetobyjones.html

Veterans Day is some ol' bullshit

This guy Chance Keesling, a halfrican American fellow, did a tour in Iraq, went batshit, contemplated suicide, but made it back safe. Whew!

The military offered him a $27,000 bonus to go back, but he was like, fuck that shit! So they sent him back anyway, without a bonus, using stop loss, a policy where, if you were dumb enough to join the military in the first place, they can call you back, even if you already fulfilled your obligation. I think they also tried to pull that shit on that terrorist who shot up Fort Hood.

Anyway, as you might suspect, this kid Chance killed himself in Iraq during his second tour of duty. His parents (black mom, whited died, fyi) tried to get Obama to issue an official letter of condolences, but Obama wouldn't do it, because the military has a policy against sending a letter of condolences to the parents of soldiers who commit suicide. No, really.

Chance's parents got a letter from the government, the other day. They opened and read it. They thought it might be a letter of condolences from Barack Obama, but come to find out it was a form letter about adjusting to life once you get back from Iraq. Someone must have forgotten to update his file. Damn. It's no wonder the military didn't realize it had a terrorist in its ranks.

After the jump is a segment from today's special Veterans Day episode of Democracy Now! with Chance Keesling's father, Gregg Keesling.

Oh, so that's why Fiddy banged Taheezo

50 Cent might be more on top of this online hip-hop foolishness than I am, even though he's got a rap career to focus on and all I've got is this buskit.

As I mentioned in yesterday's post for XXL, it didn't make sense to me why 50 Cent would have sex with Joe Budden's ex, Tahiry, other than that him having a thing for women with horrifically deformed bodies. What would 50 Cent stand to gain from dissing a rapper who's only popular amongst a few random white kids on the Internets? That would be like him dissing me. Even the ur-resourceful staff of ThisIs50 would struggle to find a woman who's had sex with me, especially given the way Anthony Sowell was allowed to operate with impunity all those years.

But I digress.

Looking over the comments section of yesterday's post, I learned that Joe Budden, in one of his video blogs, said something about how it was lame to dis Jay-Z. Which could be viewed as him dissing Beanie Sigel, who's pissed at Jay-Z, because Jay wouldn't let him sign with G-Unit a few years ago, when he was fresh out the joint and still had that certain sheen a nigga gets, and before Fiddy lost the plot. Fiddy might still sign Beanie Sigel, to spite Jay-Z, and so he banged Taheezo as an attack on Joe Budden, on behalf of Beanie Sigel.

My bad, if that doesn't make any sense. It's some pretty complicated shit. To think, Fiddy already banged Taheezo, in the time it took me to even figure out what was going on. He may have actually read that book he co-wrote with Robert Greene.

Finally, someone uncovers the link between Dystonia Girl and Morris Day

Best Jasiri X to date?

Semi-related: Vaccine Victim Desiree Jennings Viciously Attacked By Medical Establishment [Prison Planet]

The best celebrity cans of the decade, 2000 - 2009

Of course, the order is questionable, but I'd say this is a pretty decent list. You can tell it was put together by a real connoisseur.

The top 10:

1. Salma Hayek
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Keeley Hazell
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Carla Gugino
6. Carmen Electra
7. Christina Hendricks
8. Jenna Fischer
9. Giada De Laurentiis
10. Lucy Pinder

Numbers 11 to 20 might even be better that the top 10 - it's just, they aren't as famous/currently relevant.

Best Celebrity Boobs of the Last Decade [Gunaxin Girls]

Jesse Ventura back on Alex Jones TV

Ventura has a new show on TruTV called Conspiracy Theory, set to debut 12/2. I might DVR and have a look.

Prison Planet has an MP3, in case you don't want to watch six YouTube videos.