March 07, 2014
Twitter, which owns Vine, used pr0n to get the app to the point where people might actually want to use it, and now they're gonna get rid of all of the pr0n and hope people still find it useful for "comedy" videos of fat, illiterate children who hang out with strippers and what have you, probably so they can run ads for McDonald's on it. #OccupyWallStreet
Hide underneath a jacket and a random spare tire in your yard (where it should be), if necessary.
Note: The last few seconds of this, with the guy lying on the ground whimpering, are almost as disturbing as that kid getting bullied. Watch at your own risk.
In the interest of fairness, I should point out that I don't have a problem with women taking a picture of my crotch, and I'll even send you one for your bedroom wall, if you can somehow assure me that no guys will ever see it.
Are you a Bawse or are you a slave?