July 25, 2014
Morally, you should eject her from the vehicle using your foot, but the police tend to frown on that.
FIFE, Wash. -- A local man decided he would rather dive from a moving car than keep arguing with his girlfriend Saturday in Fife, according to charges filed in Pierce County Superior Court after the girlfriend reportedly tried to run from police.
According to the charging documents, a Fife Police Department officer was driving in the 3000 block of Pacific Highway around 3:30 p.m. Saturday when he saw a man jump out of the passenger seat of a moving car and fall into the street.
The car drove into a parking lot, where the driver -- later identified as 33-year-old Alice Finley -- quickly stopped and accelerated to close the open passenger door. The officer could hear Finley yelling at the man, who was walking away.
In light of Blackfish, this could be a suitable humane replacement for SeaWorld.
This is only truly a throwback for members of AARP, and hence he might be targeting the wrong websites. #marketing
I knew if I lived long enough something like this would happen.